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so your gettin head from some bitch, you say get ready for the mysterious manager slide. she lifts her arms as your ready to cum . shoot load in both arm pits she lays down as you rub your manager(gooch) in her armpits.
"your mom needed some deoderant, so to return the favor i gave her the mysterious manager slide."
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A place I long to be. The people are great & everyone is nice.
"I love my job".
"Oh you must mean Citigroup Asset Management"
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a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.
some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown
The worst question any employee can be asked.
This question means that the employee has a Karen on their hands and they will probably get punished because ‘The customer is always right’
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Karen: *gets 2 packets of ketchup in McDonalds
Karen: *yells at employee because the table beside her got 3 ketchup packets*
Karen’s thoughts: Ima end this man’s whole career
Karen:
May I speak to the manager?
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An individual working on a journal (often a Law Review) that does excellent work but can be catty/judgy.
AME: Did you see that guy? He looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Girl: Why you gotta be so catty?
Guy: Because he's an Assistant Managing Editor (AME).
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A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
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