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Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.
Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'
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Another name for weed or cannabis
Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce
Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!
Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.
My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.
A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.
American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.
Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.
A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.
It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!