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That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26
-november first-
mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum
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Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her
Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name
A very, unique, high pitch in the world of music
Friend: Whats the loudest sound you ever heard?
Me: Mariah Carey, of course
An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
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Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”
Mariah, small but beautiful. Very kind to NPC.
Girl : That’s Mariah Iardella.
Boy : Yeah she’s super cool!!!