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"Connor would make the perfect husband, he's so marriage material" - Some bird, 2k17
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An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.
I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."
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you arent born gay. thats impossible. if your born male, you're gonna like females. males turn gay cause their mother babied them when they were young, or they hung out with females all the time when they were kids.
and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again.
leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining.
imagine yourself a straight kid being adobted by faggots, how would you feel?
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Still married on paper but separated for years; legally married but single
James and his wife have a hood marriage, they haven't been together for a while.
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where one partner forces an unwilling other to engage in marriage.
the marriage i have with zack was a rape marriage, as i did not want to be with him.
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Movement that would allow for a legal union between a man and his fist(the ultimate spousal unit).
A man should be given the special treatment of having special rights extended to him in reward for copulating with his own hand.He should receive all the same benefits extended to normal heterosexual couples.
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When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.
Jenny - "Are you married?"
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
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