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A huge nicely shaped female butt.
Cannot just be wide but has to be round and bubbly!
As in moving lots of "something" from one place to another! :)
"Did you see that girl? She got mass transit"
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algorithmic critical mass — the Urban Dictionary principle that states: the more words you enter into the Urban Dictionary, the easier it is to add words to the Urban Dictionary.
This is especially true if you make the words you add refer to your previous words based on known linguistic principles. In this way the algorithm reflects aspects of your mind; and your mind becomes one with the algorithm as well.
There is something more frightening than artificial intelligence and that is computer intelligence that merges with the mind of humankind.
What happens when infinite computing power merges with the full potential of the brain. I don’t know because I waste my mind on adding Urban Dictionary entries instead of contemplating more weighty problems.
But you have got to admit that that is an awesome Afrofuturistic observation.
If you add enough word to the Urban Dictionary you will reach an algorithmic critical mass where the algorithm will reflect your mind; and, your mind will reflect the algorithm.
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small city. next to ayer, lunenburg, groton. pretty much the east bum fuck of massachusetts. nothing to do there but catch a train out of there to boston. a good place to have bon fires. thats pretty much it.
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Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.
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An event that occured on November 23, 1996 during an Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) house show.
A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.
Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.
Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
The Mass Transit Incident is one of the most infamous nights in professional wrestling
The aftermath of a night of playing sci-fi role playing game Mass Effect or Mass Effect 2 for the Xbox or PC. This is usually the result of playing more than 4 hours at a time or playing until the sun rises. Symptoms include falling asleep at work or just being disoriented throughout the day. Can alter sleep patterns and cause slurred speech. If this pattern of late night gaming persists it could lead to altered perceptions of reality where you want to make decisions like Commander Shepherd or make constant references to the game in conversations with people who have no idea what you are talking about.
Example 1
Guy1: Hey man I tried to call you around 2pm why didn't you answer?
Guy2: Oh sorry I was suffering from Mass Effect effect and was still sleeping
Example 2
Guy1:Hey where were you last night?
Guy2:Oh sorry I was out with a friend you don't know
Guy1: (grabbing his shirt and slamming guy2 against the wall) Why don't you stop jerking me around and give me some answers
Guy2: Whoa relax "Commander Shepherd" I think you're suffering from the Mass Effect effect
Example 3
Guy1:Man my girlfriend thinks about sex more than most guys do, I swear she's part Asari!
Guy2:What the hell is an Asari?
Guy1:Or sorry man, I'm suffering from Mass Effect effect
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