A joe Massive fartman can be used to describe someone who makes alts and fake servers to fart in. A joe Massive fartman may even use snapchat and talk to (12 year old) girls.
"Omg hes pulling a Joe Massive fartman"
"This iraqi is such a Joe Massive fartman"
A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.
Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?
A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.
Get off me you Massive Horse!
The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.
The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery
The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.
The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.
Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.
Leaving your seamoth in a reaper-infested area in Subnautica
He lost his seamoth because he had a massive skill issue
I fuckin came on massive honkers badonkers milkers
Me
Massive rotating balls god is uhhh ummm