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When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.
Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.
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DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".
Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.
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A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.
Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.
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An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is the definition of a hot mess express.
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(Adjective) a person who looks like they are "tore up from the floor up!" Similar to a "hot mess" but a million times worse, cause they also look like a prostitute/whore of a mess!
"whoa! you are a tranny hot mess"
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a couple of girls (usually stoners), that on any given night, that have consumed a large quantity of alcohol or mushrooms, and have lost control of themselves..
ie dancing on tables, forgetting conversations, beer bonging, gas masking, adventures..etc...
this is why hot messes should stick to pot!
jessica and megan were such a hot mess last night that they turned into gabe and gabe..
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When a girl puts an egg up her vagina and breaks it making a mess. Than sticks Kraft cheese in there afterwards.
Ima make my girl cheesy bird mess.
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