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The creator of minecraft that played hardcore for 5 years and died to a baby zombie in gold armor.
WATCH OUT PHILLLLLLL(Philza Minecraft)
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Do you have a minecraft girlfriend
I did before I realised its my uncle.
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Someone who has played Minecraft in its prime time back in the day and remembers the Nether reactor core from p.e
Timmy: Are you an OG fortnite player?
Ghandhi: No,but I'm a Minecraft veteran
Timmy: Sounds gay
Ghandhi: listen hear you little shit your dad left you out of disgrace because you spend all your time playing Fortnite.
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God, creator of Minecraft and all who follow it
he strides across the battlefeild so gracefully.
Dear Lord, must i express my love for the immaculate and globally revered Philza Minecraft, he strides across the battlefield in such an ethereal manner, the mere gaze upon such action is enough to astound me, oh philza, phil. what are your thoughts
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A gaming youtuber is a gamer who used to play Minecraft in 2012 but stopped in 2017 to play fortuite than in 2019 decided to play Minecraft again
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When on a server in Minecraft, you have to go into peoples houses and search them top to bottom. You would also be looking for secret entrances, bunkers, chests, and hidden loot.
Player 1: Hey, dude why are you in my house?
Player 2: I'm looking for some gold ingots.
Player 1: Man, come on this isn't the airport. You're like the Minecraft TSA.
A game for stupid 9 year olds or washed up YouTubers
9 year old-Want to play minecraft? Me-Wtf no you high
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