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The political viewpoint of someone who wants the world to advance enough for robot appendage then falls into a primitive tribal-like society and as quickly as possible.
"So do you support the left or the right?"
"Neither, I'm an Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Basically, REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE.......but with robot arms"
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You can spot a modern day dead head in just about any up and coming left wing town such as Boulder or San Francisco who loves the grateful dead but was born years after the death of Jerry Garcia. A modern day dead head is usually in their 20's attending collage. These fools are usally seen wearing tie dye clothing and grateful dead shirts most likely purchased from Walmart or Spencer's. Long curly hair can also be spotted on these creaters as well as dreadlocks or man buns. A modern day dead has will be preaching peace, love, and tolerance but turns out to be the biggest egotistical douchbag ever once you get to know him or her. Don't let me forget that modern day deadheads can smoke more weed than you, do more drugs than you, and drink more than you. Being a grateful dead fan for these folks is more of a fashion statement or fad.
Guy number 1: That dude over there has dreads and is wearing a grateful dead shirt.
Guy number 2: pfft modern day deadheads. I bet he's never even seen the grateful dead. Phish sucks, Jerry's dead. Get a job hippie.
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A very large orgy, in which all participants wear formal clothing. Although, I can tell you from experience that wearing no clothes at all helps with the purpose of the orgy.
Joe: So, Fred, did you go to the "modern day school dance" Saturday?
(Fred gives a puzzled look)
Joe: The giant orgy?
Fred: Ooooh, yeah!
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What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
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Enhypen Sunghoon used to be 10 years experience of Figure skating. So he is talented in Both ballad, Contemporary and Modern. And there is still rare modern dancer in 4th gen groups.
He showed his modern dancing skill on hybe NYEL and Drunk-Dazed MV.
And also he is well known with elegant and smooth like water dance move.
Park sunghoon is brilliant 4th gen modern dancer.
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Also known on Xbox Live as 'Modern Warfare 2: Fucking Shit Edition', it was soley marketed to Australian fans of the series who were anticipating something more than a fucking piece of shit.
Australians playing this game online against Americans will experience frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration, frustration and even more frustration after playing this fucking piece of shit as one of an Australian Xbox Live connoisseur's greatest fears eventuates in the form of a "lagiastus beastialus". Known simply as a lag beast, this will violently penetrate anyone choosing to abuse it.
*Sam is halfway through a match of Domination on Favela, enjoying himself in an Australian hosted game with a favourable 7 kills and 2 deaths*
Sam: "Gee, I really have enjoyed coming home to this. I am not dominating anyone, just enjoying a nicely paced game of Modern Warfare 2: Australian Edition. Ah..."
*Host leaves game, which has a majority of 10 Australians and one annoyingly placed American within game. Game begins to relocate host*
Sam: "Hoho, fuck."
*Game restarts, the one American in the game is hosting. The American immediately kills Sam, a knife to the back*
Sam: "Huh."
*Sam dies again, this time as a result of a lag beast*
Sam: "Hmmm..."
*Again*
Sam: "Jew."
*Again*
Sam: "Jewslut!"
*Again*
Sam: "Argh fucking American ballsucking redneck gin faggots!"
*Again*
Sam: "Fuck... fucking Cod. Why in fuck's name am I playing this shit?"
*Again*
Sam: "Heherghh!!!!!!!!"
*Again, proceeding with a vehemently temperamental silence*
Sam: "..."
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This game is actually called "Cock of Doody: The Revenge of Osama"(which was edited do to alquada threatening IW). It features modders, noobs, 10 year old, and the occasional guy who is classified as "skillful" or "normal"(although these are rare)
It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)
Gamer 1 "Want to come play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?"
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"
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