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Naff muppet

Someone who's mom is a whore/ slag.

Making you a hurt child.

Shut up you naff muppet I'll bang you out

by Naaman_Lyon September 18, 2020


Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.

There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.

by Richree December 23, 2005


muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)

Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!

by Jeemus LeBouche March 22, 2007


Dirt Muppet

Racial slur for Ewok's of the Star Wars Universe.

"Is it really genocide if they're just a bunch of screeching dirt muppets?"

by The Future Resident February 14, 2021


Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.

Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!

by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018


Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppetlast night

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022


Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.

Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?

by DrumBox January 7, 2015