A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
Neil Mixer likes boobs, Long walks on the beach and chasing after people's trucks when they are trying to drive away from him. his main catch phrase is "HI IM NEIL"
person one : Dude look at that bitches tittays
person two: Don't be such a Neil mixer
Tumblr alias of renowned British author Neil Gaiman, who, among other things, wrote Coraline, Stardust, and The Ocean at the End of the Lane. He co-authored the critically acclaimed Good Omens with Sir Terry Pratchet, and produced the first season of the miniseries adaptation in 2019, and the second season in 2023. It was in a fan interaction (regarding Good Omens) on the social media site Tumblr that gave rise to this particular alias.
"Neil babygirl, why?"
"Love."
When the song sweet Caroline shuts off unexpectedly right before the best part
Nothin but a case of Neil diamond blue balls
when you are listening to sweet caroline and the song stops before the best part.
nothing but a case of neil diamond blue balls
"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.
"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."
"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
To get neiled is to get dogged. Most common in the online gaming community, especially games like Destiny during raids or strikes. Youre not a high enough level so you get booted from the team.
Dude haha you totally just got neiled