Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

2nd controller

A controller that has problems reconnecting, filled with cheeseballs

and damaged buttons. (It usually happens when you have a brother
or a toxic friend)

oh, you can use the 2nd controller...

Controller Freak

Someone who is really into video game controllers. These people love to customize, mod, repair and collect video game controllers.

Dave: Yo you got a lot of custom gamecube controllers

John: Yea I'm a a bit of a controller freak

Dorks With Controllers

A group of full grown men that sit around and call themselves let's-players while they never get over 200 subscribers.

"Bro, dorks with controllers are finally playing a good game!"

gun control

Hitting your target.

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quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.

This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.

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