Rural Dictionary

Mary Jane

1. a weed
2. a song of 213's "The Hard Album"

213 'Mary Jane'
She's my beauty queen
She's my everything

by tha blazer February 3, 2005

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A basic bitch who used to get called princess stinky toes cause she smells like shit and has big ass dirty toes. Probs in the army and her grandparents say she's lezzo cause of it. 10/10 would perform an elf on a shelf and a feltching at the same time

Oi she's such a fuckin emily Jane

by Bombabitch September 24, 2017

6👍 10👎

Mama Janes

Only the most darn delectable Pizza available on Earth. The chips drenched in mayonnaise are pretty okay too. It's Mama Janes. I'm offended I've had to define this, quite frankly. You're hungry, what do you do? You eat. But where do you eat? MAMA JANES. It's simple.. it's common sense, you just wanna eat that pizza forever. It's like some kind of JOKE that these people DARE make food so desirable that I and my poor friends become putty in their chip-fat soaked hands whenever an ounce of hunger strikes.

It's like 1 2 and 3!
A to the B to the C!
MAMA J FOR ME!
They hold the key!
Let's part-ee!
Order now and you will see!
Mama Janes is worth the fee!
Whickee whickee!
... Bumble bee!

Scenario 1
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "I was thinking the same thing...."

Scenario 2
Person A: "MAMA JANES..."
Person B: "Mate.. I had one earlier!"
Person A: "Oh.. nevermind th.."
Person B: "Oh no, I'll have another, obviously!"
Person A: "You're my best mate."

Scenario 3
Person A: "MAMA.."
Person B: "JANES!!!"

Scenario 4
Person A: "OM NOM NOM NOM NON NOOOMM"
Person B: "... OM NOM NOM NOM OM NOMS NOM NOM OM NOOOM!"