puppet show

killing time in Lancaster County, PA ...perhaps with fat girls at the corn maze...

don't wave the flag, just run, run, run.

"Didja go to the hay auction up in Intercourse oncet?"

"Na, we went to the puppet show up in Bird-in-Hand"

"Narf"

"O-shah"

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Sock Puppet

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.

"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"

"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."

"You lucky SOB."

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fuck puppet

A toy used to create sexual pleasure with only one person. It can aid one's quest in masturbation and can look like anything from a dildoed dick to a gorilla's finger. Fuck puppets can also be used to practice having sex with, so when the time comes, your a pro.

Lynda always uses her fuck puppet since no guy will fuck her themselves.

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butt puppet

someone who allows others to insert fingers in their ass.. like a puppet. someone who can be controled by their butt.

my ex-girlfriend was such a butt puppet... i miss her!

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Cock Puppet

1. Someone who acts as if they are sitting on a cock.

2. A garden herb found in the mountains of Siberia.

Man, your a fucking cock puppet!

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puppet mouth

A mouth seen frequently on Polish descendants, where the mouth (at rest) forms a large frown that looks like a puppet's mouth. It appears to hinge lower on the jaw than normal mouths, like a trap door.

That woman has a huge puppet mouth, like she could dump the entire tray of cookies in her mouth at once!

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meat puppet

a rock & roll girlfriend. a substitute term for guys who feel lame saying "i have a girlfriend."

man, billy's meat puppet is strutting some serious strut today. damn, he's lucky!

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