Hot Soup

An attractive Asian female.

I'd love to slurp up that hot soup I saw at the club last night.

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turd soup

A situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of turd soup.

You are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. She hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of turd soup.

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Bowling for Soup

Stop saying crap about this band, they make me happy when I am sad and they made me laugh when I cry. If a band has the power to do that they have achieved everything they need to in my opinion. I hope these guys make loads more albums cus even just reading the thnkyous in the lyrics booklet cracks me up, then I actually LISTEN to the lyrics. Good fun and hilarious. These guys are absolutely genious.

Ooooooh I feel so sad ... My boyfriend has just dumped me and my eyes are sore from crying so much ...
*Puts Bowling for Soup on*
Oooooh yay I've been instantly cheered up!! Thankyou Bowling for Soup you are absolute fucking LEDGENDS!

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pussy-soup

No less than three (3) or more beautiful women in a group.

Do you seriously need a definition? If you dont know what Im talking about, dont use the phrase "Pussy-Soup".

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quote soup

(n.) An essay consisting almost solely of attributions. Arises out of having plenty of proof for little or no thesis.

I haven't got a chance on this paper. It's a quote soup of the worst kind, with a quotation in every single sentence.

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Soup Gang

The coolest fucking gang in the entire world. Enjoyers of soup in between wailing on this little bitch called Trey.

Big Monkey: "Soup gang?"
Chipmunk: "Yeah"
Big Monkey: "Awesome. You must have money"
Chipmunk: "I do. Now let's go kick Trey's shrimpy ass"

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vagina soup

The steamy liquid discharge excreted from the vagina after a semi-violent thrusting of meat and/or vegetables into the vaginal canal. The vigorous thrusting breaks off small bits food product and mixes it with the natural juices to create a tantalizingly rich and chunky broth sure to satisfy the most picky of eaters. Traditional ingredients include cucumbers, carrots, flank steak, hot dogs and/or sausage, frozen fish sticks or depending on size, an entire chicken or turkey (take care to remove giblet bag before insertion). Surprisingly light but filling. Usually serves two. Best served with crusty bread and a fine red wine.

Grandma always served up a steamy delicious bowl of vagina soup whenever we'd visit...

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