Death seat

The seat on a bus on the very back row in the middle. Chances are if the bus brakes suddenly the person in the "Death Seat" will be thrown forwards and be propelled down the aisle.

Person 1 was sitting in the death seat when the bus driver slammed the brakes on. Person 1 was thrown forward onto their face in the aisle whilst person 2, 3 and 4 laughed hysterically.

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poop seat

The traditional name for a toilet on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts.

Popular use throughout New England began in the height of the old whaling days. When sailors returned from their long voyages, they were so excited to be able to sit down to defecate.

While the phrase is no longer used outside of Nantucket, it is still customary, particularly amongst the locals, to use the expression while on the island.

"Pardon me, is there a poop seat I can use?"

"The house has four bedrooms and two and half poop seats."

"Does anyone have to use the poop seat before we leave?"

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Catbird seat

Tucked in between two rigs with ears on, one shaking trees, one raking leaves.

I was in the catbird seat all the way from Phoenix to Tulsa, hardly never got below 75.

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Window Seat

A big ass
from Erykah Badu's new video "Window Seat"

booty ass

Wow, she has got a window seat on her!!!

She stripped naked and we saw her window seat!

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Car seat

Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives

She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.

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Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

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Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

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