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Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
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An anti-Michigan song sung by Ohioans.
"We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!
We're from Ohio - O! H!
We're from Ohio - I! O!
Ohhh we don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
The whole state of Michigan
We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
'Cause we're from Ohio!"
I sing I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan every November.
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What singer Justin Bieber said after he got pelted by a water bottle on the head.
Ow! That didn't feel good. I don't why she just threw that at me.
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K-pop Soju Party I don't like it
K-pop Soju Party I don't like it
A phrase one uses to convey that one does not desire to receive any of someone else's stuff.
When he asked me to eat lunch with him, I told him, "I don't want nun of yo ravioli, nigga."
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This is the only acceptable response if somebody is verbally attacking you using only facts.
Employee: I'm never going to make any money if you keep having me drive around empty. The point of a dispatcher is to fill these trucks with freight and you are not doing your job.
Guy who would rather be waterskiing: I don't like the way you are talking to me..
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A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch
Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*
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