nose growin'

To flat out tell a Lie in front of a group of friends.

Jessica claimed to know everything, so Oscar exclaimed,
"You are straight NOSE GROWIN' right now!"

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nose fetish

a person that absolutely loves noses; someone that likes to make out with their partners nose; my boyfriend

*alex kissing on kats nose for over 10 seconds*
kat: 'i c u hav a nose fetish'
alex: 'ya... i gess ur rite'
kat: 'thts kinda rare'
alex: 'i guess so. am i the 1st peson u've met w/ that?'
kat: 'ya'

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hooked nose

An extremely off centered nose

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone

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Nose Ghost

A term used to describe what it looks like when you shove a tissue up your nose to combat a runny or bloody nose.

I know you have a cold, but that nose ghost looks ridiculous!

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nose enema

When drinking any liquid and choking or laughter causes said liquid to travel from mouth / throat up and through the nose

"I gave her a nose enema when she ckoked on my third leg"

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nose cozy

A thick, soft patch of pubic hair on a female, which acts like a nose cozy during oral sex.

I miss your nose cozy, your damn 5:00 pussy shadow is rubbing the end of my nose right off!

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nose turkey

The mocking gesture made towards someone by placing the tip of your thumb on the end of your nose, and wiggling the rest of the outstretched fingers.

etymology: derived from the traditional Thanksgiving craft project of drawing a turkey by tracing around the outstretched fingers of one hand

After thwarting Jason's attempt to steal the last piece of cake from me, I gave him a nose turkey behind Grandma's back.

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