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The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.
Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."
Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"
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A thing fish say when they are upset or shocked.
If a salmon got caught by a bear it would probably say fish frick if it could talk.
When a girl squirts on you while you are asleep.
Boyfriend: I slept well last night because it was warm, but it smelt like fish.
Girlfriend: Oh! I suppose you like my fish blanket!
The female version of tea-bagging
"My husband is a paraplegic, so I am always dipping the fish"
Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).
Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?
A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"
angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.
2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
When someone is looking to gain followers on twitter so they follow a large number of people hoping to gain a couple and a few days later unfollow all of them, but still keep the followers they gained.
Person 1: im gonna get 200 followers tonight!!
Person 2: How do you plan on doing that?
Person 1: I'm goin fishin! ... Follower Fishing!!!!