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Dutch Land Mine

(noun) An upside-down cup that holds a fart.

(verb) The act of farting in to a cup, then immediately placing it upside down on a table. This action will trap the odor for the unfortunate fool who decides to pick up the cup.

(verb) Grandma is so gross, she dutch land mined Todd yesterday.

(noun) I can't believe that Robert used the dutch land mine to make his coffee.

by GroverSMB October 14, 2009

64๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Violent Sodomy Mine

The Texas penal system, known for one of highest incidence rates of rape among inmates. Could be applied to almost any maximum security prison, especially very large, badly supervised ones.

"Fuck that dude. I don't want to get arrested and sent to the Violent Sodomy Mine. They'll put me on an auction block and sell my mancherry for two cartons of cigarettes!"

by HeySeuss February 24, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your ass is mine

1. If you cross me again, you WILL die. 2. Your anus belongs to me now.

Greg: You are a terrible kid.
Blastoise: Your ass is mine.

by Greg/Blastoise June 9, 2010

78๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colorado School of Mines

A sausage fest masquerading as an education. See sausage fest.

I went to the Colorado School of Mines to fulfill my dreams, but it turned out to be more or less a rapey sausage fest.

by JonathanSwift April 11, 2013

55๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Could Be Mine

What you would say to girl/or guy that you like n they like you too, but you don't want to go out with them because they like rap music n you like rock music.

with your bitch slap rappin' n your cocain tongue you get nothing done.

by Rocket Queen March 5, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your mine now

they wanna f*ck you so much or become friends and they want you to ask them out

your mine now

wanna go out

by :) me and you:( October 21, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


acid mine

Place where the sun don't shine, and the broncos don't buck. See wordschool/word Also, a mine for acid.

I ventured down to the acid mine, and the sun didn't shine, and the broncos didn't buck, so I went to the local pizzaria and made some dolores.

by Ken Dicarano June 20, 2003

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