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What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"
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fire song lyrics if someone says this add them
Fortnite gamer#1:i really want to chug jug with you
Fortnite gamer #2: ur chill im gonna add u
Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.
"You're not good enough for me!"
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An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date
It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.
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When someone does something fucked up and intentional. Can also be taken as a joke sometimes.
Don: "Hey man, I kicked your shoes because it was in my way."
Ron: "Really bro, that's how you feel?"
Don: "It was an accident dude..."
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when your talking to a whore and she wants you dick but you dont want STDs.
Its not you, its me, i just have really high standards.
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The classic break up cliché line that every TV director uses.
Person 1: Look, I really like you but I think we aren't fit for each other
Person 2: *spontaneously bursts into tears*
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