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The one person in the group that makes it their mandate to keep the smoking rotation going in order.
*Accidently passes bowl to Kenny who is on my right rather and passing the bowl to my left*
Jill- Jack! You totally fucked up the rotation, it was going clockwise then you made it counter clockwise!
Jack-Chill the hell out you rotation officer, your killin the mood mann.
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A man who share’s an office with 2 or women and is considered both of their office husbands.
Rick shares an office with Kelly and Jessica and is both of their Office Husbands. He is a total Office Mormon.
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if you have ever seen office space you will know what this means. It means that you take an electronic item and smash it to bits via your foot hand bat hammer etc.
Dude you totally office spaced your computer.
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The kind of friend that you only hang out with at work.
Bro 1: Who's that guy that I saw you hanging out with?
Bro 2: OH, thats just todd. He's only my office bromance
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That guy in your office that wears his pants so high he looks like the television character Urkel, and the phoneclip on his belt sits in his arm pit.
Damn Bill is such a dork wearing his pants that high, he is such on Office Urkel.
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Police officers are criminals that make up laws
The police officer told me i'd be arrested if i disrespected them
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A private place to take a stinky poop.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in Kim's office.
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