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If youโre born on this day, youโre a fucking loser.
Oh you were born on September 29, wow you fucking loser.
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Today whenever you see someone by the name Aliลบe you are allowed to sit on them and yell โd0ink!!โ ๐ธ
November 29th Iโm gonna go sit on Aliลบe and sheโs gonna get mad. Uh ohhh stinkyyy
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A day where we acknowledge the gay babies that are in prison! The reason they were put in prison is for subbing to t series and being too pc
Yo Ronnie tomorrow is April 29th! You know what that means?! We have to go to the county prison and honor the gay babies thrown in prison! They fought a real war
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The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.
It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.
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If you where born January 29 looks like your a vsco girl
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December 29th is the day that we represent the forgotten people, the ones whoโs birthday is forgotten because it is after Christmas and before New Yearโs Eve
Person: Oh man did you hear he was born on December 29th
Person 2: Oh yeah I feel bad for that kid
Person 3: itโs ok because people born on that day are total losers
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