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What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you
Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......
Crusty wank sock. Irreplaceable reward competed for the most exuberant masterbators on the Hove/Portslade boarder.
My Portslade Oscar is stiffer than yours is.
the sweetest man alive. he's also extremely attractive and the daddiest of all daddies
look! that's oscar isaac he's so fit
When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.
Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"
Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty
megalomania.
Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol
A tall, ginger boy who can play pretty much any musical instrument you'd like him to. Absolute pro when it comes to running about his gaff under timed conditions. Also, an Oscar Eckersley will most-likely have to ask his mother, Grace , before going on a mad night out with the lads. Overall, everyone could do with an Oscar Eckersley to brighten up their life.
Man, that girl looks so sad...she could really do with an Oscar Eckersley right now.
Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup
I saw a Oscar Male
Doesn’t he have a 57.7769955361 inch schlong?
No it’s 57.7769955362 inches long