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1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
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Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.
Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.
The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.
Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.
Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.
Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.
The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.