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Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

by bodwest July 16, 2015

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prime rate

(ECONOMICS) the lowest interest rate available to non-financial borrowers.

Banks can borrow money from the Federal Reserve System or each other at the lower federal funds rate--and they borrow money from depositors at lower rates still.

The most widely-quoted estimate of the prime rate is that published by the Wall Street Journal (from a survey of the 30 largest banks).

by Abu Yahya September 6, 2010

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n00bimus prime

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.

(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"

by ganjaninja May 25, 2010

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Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

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THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

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Prime Time

The act of gaining webcam attention in a google+ "hangout" session. Futher information: Google+ has a hangout feature. This is a webcam party. It uses voice detection to make you the focus of the session.

I spoke and got prime time in my google+ hangout.

by videoguy July 1, 2011

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optimus prime

unloading on a slutty bitch's chest. a shot of cum to the chest.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.

i optimus prime'd that bitch

by getgooglegoggles January 29, 2010

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