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little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.
Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!
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Secret underground society of elite Union of British neo-nazi’s and Satanists. /O9A
I wasn’t a part of it, but I did know some members.
All members of the Order of Nine Angles are required to wear black at all times.
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When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.
Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
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Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
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National food day is when you go on Postmates or DoorDash and order your favorite foods
It’s national order food day and it’s January 14 I’m going to order food
Doing something in a way that proclaims to be diferent, but is in fact the exact same.
A: I don't like using doordash.
B: That's why I use Uber Eats.
A: Dude, you're Ordering wings from winghut, they're the exact same.
Get your eggs in order is also known as being organised either day to day or clearing out the mind. The end result should be organised, free from stress or disruption.
Get your eggs in order
I am confused, I need go get my eggs in order
My house is a mess, let's get my eggs in order.