Stimulation of the female genitals using (or partial use of) one's nose. To muff or go down on a woman whilst using one's nose.
My wife sure enjoyed my nose painting last night. There is nothing better than nose painting first thing in the morning.
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The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonaldโs meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if youโre a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if youโre clumsy at handling a โPaint by Numbersโ kit.
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An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.
After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting
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because i don't wana fucking say nail polish
Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.
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Someone/thing that is extremely annoying, petty, or indangered to be given an earful.
Ivan is such a painted nail!
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When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.
I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.
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"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"
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