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The act of a female removing a used tampon and swinging it above her head in a circular motion.
Jamie is on the rag and just went to splatter-paint the bathroom. It's gonna be a bloody mess.
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The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.
Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.
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In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.
1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.
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To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.
"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"
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An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.
After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting
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When a male extracts his manhood from his counterpart and proceeds to ejaculate excessively on and around her nether regions.
I barely got out of there in time, and ended up painting the basement.
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because i don't wana fucking say nail polish
Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.
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