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evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.

Dude you have some pretty evil parents
I know right, god I hate them”

by Yasss Queen November 7, 2018


octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once

my mum shes an octopus parent

by themadsinger April 13, 2022


bandwagon parent

a deadbeat mom or dad who doesn't put any time or effort into encouraging, mentoring, or otherwise raising their son/daughter...but doesn't hesitate to play the part of Proud Parent as soon as the kid starts kicking ass at something, esp if s/he didn't play any part in said child's success.

That asshole tried to discourage drum lessons, argue against buying a kit, and doesn't spend any time with his boy...but he wants pictures and video of his son to show off now that he's getting good at drums? He's a bandwagon parent if I ever saw one.

by Wyntersun December 22, 2013


student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.

a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic

by Sexydimma January 16, 2017


backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012


Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.

Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.

by mistral7maud August 18, 2012


Parental Plower

A nice way of say motherfucker

He is such a parental plower

by OLDERFARTER March 17, 2018