Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

Peen Bath

An oral experience on male genitals similar to a bath using one’s mouth; a blowjob

Wow, Amy sure gives one mean, clean peen bath.

peen dude

when t fue dies and says peen cause he does not like to say penis

tfue (dies ) thats a fucking peen dude

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.

ghost peen

When his dick is so white that it looks like casper the friendly ghost

Do you know chad? He has a bad case of Ghost peen.

Packing Peen

When a guy has a huge weiner.

Johnny: Billy is so annoying and ugly. It doesn't make sense how he gets so many girls.

Rick: He's gotta be packing peen.