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The act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. Mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a bitch straight in the anus. This will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. Soft touching before and after makes it a "Super" phantom punch.
Yo, I just saw Jonah phantom punch Rhonda! She cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the Bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.
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(n). A sex act, similar to the Dutch Rudder where an individual is stimulated indirectly by another. The Phantom Dutchman involves using a cell phone on oneself for sexual gratification as another person knowingly calls the cell phone repeatedly in order to cause the phone to vibrate.
-"How do you and Julie maintain your long distance relationship?"
-"Usually through phone sex but last night I gave her a Phantom Dutchman while watching on Skype"
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when two people are racing and someone passses the other while drifting
in the middle of the race, this guy phantom drifted right past me!
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Where you physically feel parts of your theriotype's body without it being there (like an amputee that has a phantom limb but without the amputee's pain), like feeling an actual tail or ears. These phantom limbs can even overlap the normal limbs of one's body, such as feeling paws instead of hands.
I had a phantom shift today I felt a tail
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When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.
Kelly had phantom balls for a few seconds, after observing Tom receive a shovel to the nutsack.
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Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
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when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper
i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass
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