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Women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing.
Wrapped in plastic women wearing extremely tight fitting clothing to protect from unwanted hands.
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A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.
Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!
Wife: I can't help it!
Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.
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Referring to safe sex practices, requiring either STD test results (paper) or condom (plastic).
I told my new boyfriend that when we get ready to have sex, it's either paper or plastic, that's my policy.
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Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.
The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.
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Plastic Paddy, A son or daughter born to an irish man or woman abroad, who reside in the home country there all there life but still consider themselves fully irish. Also any player that plays for Republic of Ireland football. See Matt Holland captain of Irish Football
That Fukin Plastic Paddy could'nt kick snow of a fukin rope
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Demon 1's ideal weapon. Retrieved for free on the side of the road. 100% will kill.
Savannah: Ouch! That plastic lemon hurt.
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Someone who is addicted to purchasing plastic figurines or toys. They will usually have entire rooms dedicated to their addiction and are constantly adding more.
Mike just gave Walmart another $300 to feed his plastic junky addiction.
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