trade pokemon

To exachange nudes with someone

Him: hey do you want to trade pokemon
Her: no I don’t like to exachange nudeso

Pokemon Collector

A person, usually a tiktoker, who collects mental illnesses like pokemon. Most of the time they collect these mental illnesses for useless internet sympathy points.

qC_C: Bro I'm so depressed and I got all these problems man this girl rejected me y'know I gotta see a therapist.
Adam: Man you ain't nothin but a pokemon collector.

Pokemon go

A really stupid game that every one is playing

Man Pokemon go is really stupid

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pokemon community

A terrible site that was once actually visitable, now controlled by fascists who need lives desperately. There are 30 year olds there who like Ash Ketchum. Please don't go there. Often abbreviated as PC.

"Hey, do you like pokemon community?"
"No."

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Pokemon GO

A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.

Pokemon GO sucks.

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pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

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Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

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