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often used in context of smoking
omgoes you smoke teh monkey pole!
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A game in which two poles (approximately 15 feet apart) are placed in a wide field and used as goal posts. There are 3 people on each team and the objective is to hit the pole to score a "goal". Each team gets a kickoff. There is a kickoff at the beginning of the game and after five points are scored by either team. (The game is played to 10) During kickoff you can shoot for pole. Two steps can be taken when you are in possession of the Frisbee. You can pass it anywhere on the field at anytime. It's essentially ultimate Frisbee and Frisbee golf combined, except Poles are used instead of chain nets. You can also "dunk" the Frisbee on the pole by hitting it with the Frisbee and dropping it. Double points can be scored if the Frisbee is caught off a point on the pole, and made to come in contact with the pole again. It can't hit the ground it must be caught off the pole. No triple points tho. This game was invented by 15 year olds on acid from the Chicagoland suburbs. The original setup is actually between two poles from an old volleyball net left at the Barney Park.
Yo let's get the crew together to play some Pole Game at the Barney Park. No Pledges tho.
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A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.
John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."
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When a female needs to change male partners in order to achieve sexual gratification.
That prostitute pissed me off when did a POLE SHIFT and went to my homie to finish a her nut. Bitch!!
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a: In pole dancing, the dancer's strong arm; the primary source of supporting her body weight on the pole. Usually the arm located highest on the pole.
b: A pole dancer's immediate reflectory response to the Pimp Hand.
"He tried to pull the pimp hand shit on me but I gave the mouthy prick the pole hand right back, and he shut the f@*% up."
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when someone gives anal sexto another and when they pull there dick out it is covered in shit usually accosiated w/ gay guys
" o god damn it! u gave me a hershey pole yuk!"
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A group of children at Edward R. Murrow High School who sit around a large pillar in the lobby all day long, regardless of what class they should be in, and display their immaturity in a variety of ways, much to the dismay of any unfortunate soul who may inadvertently glance at this disgusting display. They often run around wrestling or screaming, or doing other things which the rest of the population of Edward R. Murrow High School found funny when they were in sixth grade. They usually fail the majority of their classes, and don't shower often. They are always picked up for cutting by the deans because they are more often than not slightly developmentally delayed, and have trouble learning from their mistakes.
Some of the misconceptions made by this group are that they are diverse, sincere, mature, intelligent, and clean. All of the aforementioned beliefs are absolutely false. If anybody would like proof, just visit the school.
In short, they believe themselves to be some sort of elite social class which is all-accepting and has risen above the status quo by which everyone else is debased. In reality, the truth is that they can be summed up in one word: dirty.
"Oh shit those pole kids are making out again!"
"Ew, is that one a boy or a girl?"
"I don't know, they're clearly very diverse and accepting."
"Or just really fucking gross poseurs."
"Word."
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