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When you cut a guy's testicals off
Simon if you don't stop messing with me im going to chop your popcorn!
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Netflix and Chill for the poor
We just watched popcorn time and chilled
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Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.
May leave burn marks in your pants.
Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!
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I feel this conversation is going to be entertaining.
Stranger : i've lost a testicle last year, just two months after my parents' death in a car accident, which wasn't that terrible because my dad was actually molesting me when i was little.
You: brb getting popcorn
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"Man, why you listen to that new gig from John B?"
"Yous a ol' popcorn ass nigga!"
"Sam, why you let Leslie beat on you like dat, you popcorn ass nigga?"
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When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
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