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1. An object that controls the destiny of those who have choosen it.
2. A spiritual fixation with an inanimate object.
3. Something that an AA member chooses to pray to while doing the 12 Steps.
When going to AA Jane choose a door knob to be her Higher Power, because she was told she could pick anything.
Charlie Sheen knew that something was wrong with AA when they suggested that he use a door knob as a Higher Power to pray to.
Bill was glad that he choose a door knob in AA to be a Higher Power for his spiritual experience, he was reminded of it every time he opened the door to the bathroom.
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The vaginal control of a woman over a man AFTER he has hit it and not before. Because EVERY man is stupid before he starts fucking. Thus, any woman who can keep him stupid after he fucks possesses Power of the Pussy. (Hint: not every woman has PP)
Guy 1: Hey, Jay's still with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, you bet
Guy 1: I thought he already fucked her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess she be having some pussy power over him
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A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.
You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.
Where one rests heavily. At the brink of falling asleep. Snoozing of resting heavily. Light sleeping.
Student A: "Hey man, I say you asleep in the classroom. Ha"
Student B: "I was sleeping! I like to call it, Power Snoozing."
When you eat a banana there is slight chance to gain the “banana power”
This does absolutely nothing except make you feel like a banana.
-Hey dude you want a banana?
-*eats banana*
-So did you lik-
-BANANA POWERRRRRRRR
The concept of, when waiting for some distant goal, mentally forcing yourself to span that time quickly.
Steve: Dude, second semester went by so fast, I can't believe it's already summer.
Bob: Yeah, I've been power living since winter break.
A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."
Sara: "Thanks?"