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1) Way of Life
2) Game invented by a hectic surfer and played by hectic surfers. Invovles a strict scoring system and an ever growing amount of players and cards. Once you've started playing Stop Press, you are always a player of Stop Press. For ever.
(Daniel) hey, who wants to play stop press?
(Bruce) oh yeah, count me in.
(Daniel) we weren't talking to you bruce, why are you still here? i thought i told you to go home. weren't you going to the library today?
(Bruce) no i bruced out
(Daniel) you massive bruce! come on guys lets go play stop press.
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When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.
As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.
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to tell someone to give you a hug
Get over here and press my laundry!
Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.
Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.
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When you are about to engage in sexual relations with a obese african american and you press her fat rolls together and begin penetrating the crease of the rolls like it were an anus or vagina....etc
Hey man I had This big girl last night man she was a freak, I ran the Detroit Free Press on her ass.
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The sexual act in which you vigorously pleasure another person in a seductive manner, resulting in a facial cumshot.
That girl would recieve the Hardcore Iron Press.
I want to give her the Hardcore Iron Press.
I can tell that she wants me to give her the Hardcore Iron Press.
similar to a blumpkin, but the roles are slightly reversed. one partner is taking a shit while at the same time giving a blow job to the standing male. thus it looks much like a play-doh press as dick is going in and shit is coming out.
I wanted a blumpkin, but my girl had to shit first, so I got a play-doh press instead.
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