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A guy that won't stop playing rust
person 1 "Preston you wanna play seige"
Preston "nah im on rust"
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold and it just your whole world. He will make you so happy and like your the only girl in the world. If he texts you you jumo up and down your so happy. His eyes are your whole heart and when he flashes his cute smile you melt. When he hugs you you melt into a pile of happiness. The best boy ever.
" he smile is so cute"
" yup hes a preston"
"his eyes are so gorgeous he must be a preston"
A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.
Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe
He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him
Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…
Preston’s the type of guy who takes things way too far. It’s pretty hard for a Preston to pull women. He’s tall, with blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s the life of the party and is a wild child.
Girl: Did you see when Preston did at the party last night? Boy: Yeah he snorted a root beer float and now snorts every time he laughs.