Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

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AWSOMIS PRIME

it is the same as using the word awsome except it its larger than life awsome like optimus prime

guy 1:yo man my girls poontang was awsomis prime

guy 2: bastard

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n00bimus prime

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.

(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"

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Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

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THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.

The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.

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Prime Time

The act of gaining webcam attention in a google+ "hangout" session. Futher information: Google+ has a hangout feature. This is a webcam party. It uses voice detection to make you the focus of the session.

I spoke and got prime time in my google+ hangout.

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optimus prime

unloading on a slutty bitch's chest. a shot of cum to the chest.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.

i optimus prime'd that bitch

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