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December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.
“hey it’s December 22nd”
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”
Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication
A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!
When you go to bell but you’re name is Adolf hitler or osama bin Laden so you get something called “private hell” which is where you go through, hell…
I watched daisys destruction and now I have something called my very own private hell…?
Sex. Usually with the bois but, sometimes with some girls.
Man 1: Aight bro are we getting up in this crib or what?
Man 2: Nah bro we can have some steamy private time in the bedroom.
Man 1 & 3: Maan, what the fuck??
The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!
If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
Wandanat x Reader story on tumblr. So so so good. Written by Maximotts. Has me and everyone else in a chokehold.
Have you read private hire on tumblr?
omg yes but maximotts hasn’t updated recently 😭
"What was that about eating goats alive?"
"Private information"