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Private Jet

A private jet is an airplane that is smaller and more luxurious. It's usual capacity is way less than a normal plane and is the most common place to find Taylor Swift.

Look at that private jet!

by cheeseofguava June 17, 2024


Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these

josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3

by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021


private story kind of guy

Perverted

Eww what are you looking at you really are a private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig November 1, 2021


Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021


Private School

A place where little shits think they are privileged because they have to pay money to go to school. Hypocrisy is everywhere and bullying is rampant because teachers don't give a rats ass because they are too focused on giving more homework...or something. Minus God and uniforms (of which the khakis are made of cardboard), it's a carbon copy of public school. Most of the kids that attend this hell will forget about God once they leave anyway. Shoving a cactus up your ass will result in more pleasure and less pain than going to a private school

Paige: Why are us private school kids hated by everyone??

Robert: You are such a fucking retard lol

by Thy mother xd April 27, 2022


Private School

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.

Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.

by Truth_def May 29, 2018


Private School

Where rich affluent kids go to experience their formative years in private school. They swear that they are not privileged and that they are in the middle class of the economic scale. Where they will ask you why your parent didn't vote for the affordability act, while living in a HOA that make sure you pay a fine for what plants you have in your front yard.

I'm an anarcho-communist that rails against the system, the sexism and racism and fascism that exist. At my private school they said that all of us are equal only after a few of us paid the tuition fee.

by October 7, 2022