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SAT Professional

A place that all Asian boys go, lose their hopes and dreams and realize that's where they will stay for the next four years with pain and agony.

Hey, I'm going to SAT Professional during summer!

by MichaelZZZ June 18, 2017


Professional Go getter

When a Woman/Man giving a blowjob chokes/gags themselves by forcing their own head down to the base of the receiver’s dick.

“Yo Connor’s mom was sucking me off on my break and man when I tell you she was a professional go getter

by Wyllie’s mom June 30, 2023


Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.

Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.

by AAAyes October 29, 2022


Professional Ghoster

someone who is a pro at ghosting

Damnnn Ajavia is a professional ghoster

by thatghoster127 January 12, 2020


Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022


professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.

"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"

by Marwam September 27, 2013


conscious professional

Conscious professionals are people who actively engage with the environment and community around them: working towards reducing their environmental impact on the world by making choices based on good reason and research (i.e.mostly vegan, buy local, don't waste water, avoid single-use plastic); they are open-minded and accepting of all sexes, races and cultures and take action to break down social barriers and unjust norms. While building successful careers for themselves, they are not driven purely by monetary success, but rather success in the multitude of aspects that define life as a human on this earth (including, but not exclusive to: self-growth, inner-peace, strong interpersonal relationships, connecting with nature).

"They make ecobricks at home - that's so conscious professional! "
"The house of the conscious professionals" (a group of conscious professionals living together)
"I'm a conscious professional"

by sindiswa August 28, 2018