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"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"
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itchy scratchy pubic lice in the balls or genital area. they are itchy and scratchy and you need shampoo to get rid of the dam things.
Hey Shmecklema, can you hand me the shampoo so i can get rid of these damed crabs!
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Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.
Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"
Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."
Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."
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Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.
Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!
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one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat
One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!
He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.
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Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason
Geez this nut has monkey pubes
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It's like a flamethrower for pubes.
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