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Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
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Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.
I saw Mexicans playing volleyball with a soccer play on the Puerto Rican Riviera last year.
Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button
Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.