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Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.
The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."
Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."
Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.
Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.
To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"
Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.
Punch a girl up the pussy
Punch a guy up his ass
Used as a threat
Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?
1. The Sex
2. How you feel when your pencil lead breaks
3. Yes.
Hey you wanna go punch the custard in my room?
Sugar water and Dm cough surup for a little extra kick
to poor to afford booze go to the shoppers drug mart and grab some cough surup to whip up some street punch and party
To get punched in the pussy.
I'm gonna box punch that stupid bitch.
The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.
That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!
When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.
Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!