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Tunnel-Punch

To punch a person up there Vagina or Rectum; hence the phrase "Tunnel"

Like fisting a girl but instead of being gentle you punch.

Punch a girl up the pussy

Punch a guy up his ass

Used as a threat

Do you wanna get Tunnel-Punched?

by Spitman209 January 18, 2011


Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."

Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.

by raidersofthelostslang October 13, 2017


quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.

That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!

by DaddyScranton July 28, 2016


muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 10, 2016


Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.

I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.

by AssmanATX June 02, 2009


yandere punch

The sound effect when using an Easter egg in Yandere Simulator called Falcon Mode. Yan-chan will draw back her fist, and when she punches, she will yell "Yandere Punch!".

I shall eliminate everyone in Academi High with Falcon Mode. YANDERE PUNCH!!!

by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... June 05, 2019


Doon Punch

to walk up on a nigga and not say shit but start swinging

“If that nigga keep talking imma hit him wit a Doon Punch”

by purpnga October 04, 2023