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the part of your mom that you came out of when you were born
i've loved rap music since the day i emerged from my momma's pussy.
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the one thing guaranteed to put a silly smile on your face.
When Dave came back from that stripjoint he looked like he had a cloths hanger in his mouth.
must've been lots o pussy!
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The thing you wish you had but you dont.
The little boy wished he had a pussy.
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the reason im in jail right now
mike: why ru in jail
Me: cuz of pussy
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What he really wants without a commitment.
Most of the guys you will see hear on UD are vagina crazed non mature men that fill their spank bank with underage pic of nude chicks and mustangs getting pounded by coke cans in the rectal cavity. Most of them have knocked up decent women and left their kids to be raised by other men. It gets them hard. They like to play head games with girls. They just talk shit about people and situations all day on a website. Wow that's allot of future welfare electives.
I wanted to give one pussy John a laugh. He thinks he has the upper hand but If he ever comes near me the only thing he will get it the five finger death punch the liar deserves. Horrible father. Thank goodness for the family he has in his life now. God help him. haxors 5 yr fed. min. years right?
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The thing god gave women so men would talk to them.
Dude...Check out that camel toe, you should talk to her I bet she has one sweet pussy!
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