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Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.

Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"

by The Dropper July 7, 2013


Gully Queef

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus

Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened”
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”

by Big meat October 23, 2019

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Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

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Man queef

When you have a fart that rolls up your sweaty ballsack and pops at the top

What's that smell?
Oo it's just my balls rolling out a nasty man queef.

by Klops January 12, 2011

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Queef Nugget

A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.

As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!

by Jaszen September 20, 2005

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queef

When the blood spurts from the vagina at a amazing speed! it is so powerful it can blow down a wall! You might want to stay out of the way for this one guys!

wow she queefed and i drowned in blood!

by queefaholik July 23, 2003

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Queef Etiquette

When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.

(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.

by Toolizm May 19, 2010

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