A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.
Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"
Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"
When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus
Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened”
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”
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It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
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When you have a fart that rolls up your sweaty ballsack and pops at the top
What's that smell?
Oo it's just my balls rolling out a nasty man queef.
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A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.
As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!
Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!
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When the blood spurts from the vagina at a amazing speed! it is so powerful it can blow down a wall! You might want to stay out of the way for this one guys!
wow she queefed and i drowned in blood!
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When a female queefs the male can only laugh if she begins to laugh herself. She most initiate the laugh otherwise the male is considered an asshole.
(Hump.Hump.Hump.Queef) Female-Hahahahaha. Male-Hahahahahaha. Thank you for using Queef Etiquette.
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