Birth canal road rash

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.

That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!

all over it like a rash

An additional component often added to the commonly used all over it phrase, thus creating a simile. This helps to reinforce the point and also shows that the user of the phrase has a firm grasp of the english langauge.

When the standard phrase "Im all over that report" becomes dull..Instead it becomes "I'm all over it like a rash".
Shows the true passion and skill of the worker/user of the phrase or there could be some bull-shitting involved.

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Wet Peruvian Donkey Rash

when a girl is on botom of a donkey show and a guy 1 does her in her other hole while a another guy(guy 2)doing guy 1 in the butt.

Dude 1: You won't believe this Tom, I saw your wife in a wet peruvian donkey rash.

Tom: Oh Sh!t man, tell me your lying.

Dude 1: Sorry....

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Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

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new mexican road rash

a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash

dude i hate that bitch so much i might just give her a new mexican road rash

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I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

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Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."