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When your boyfriend has cheated on you, you get your friend to seduce and sleep with them for revenge. It doesn't logically work, but your friend gets to feel better about themselves and, if said friend is homosexual, your ex-boyfriend starts to feel very confused about himself and therefore you feel much better.
Person 1: I know he cheated on you, but he is really cute. If you want i can have revenge sex with him for you.
Person 2: ????
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a revenge artist is a person often female who is a third party in an altercation between one or more outside entities (most often, female revenge artist acts out a revenge situation on spurned female's exboyfriend) and willingly commits an act of revenge (prank, not high crime.) in order to satisfy the feelings of someone in pain without getting the client in any trouble.
Woman: my boyfriend is wicked scuzzy; he dumped me via Facebook message two days after he got another girlfriend.
Revenge Artist: I can hook you up, homefry.
Woman: really? let's show that ass :)
Revenge Artist: ____ will happen on _____ while you are at ______ with a friend so you will have an alibi. Then I will make ______ pay.
Woman: OH THANK YOU, MYSTERY BITCH
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After the act of a female performing oral sex on a man's penis, when the man cums in the woman's mouth and the jizz gets enlodged in the woman's throat.
Man: Bitch why you coughing? Get to suckin a-right now.
Woman (choking)...
Man: Aaww shitt yous got a Frosty's Revenge up in this bitch.
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EXTREMELY spicy curry. Most non-Indians who eat this will die of massive brain trauma or heart attack
When the British prime minister visited New-Delhi, Ghandi presented him a nice bowl of curry. When the prime minister took a bite of it, he instantly got a heart attack and fell to the floor, dead. It turned out that Ghandi spiked the curry with large amounts of chili powder, making it the spiciest curry ever made. Ghandi's revenge = death.
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When a group of mean faggots rape a beautiful young homo, then they find their victim's positive HIV test form while robbing their victim.
Larry, John, and three other faggots rape Andy, the young homo, moving into their homo neighborhood. They rob Andy only to Andy's HIV positive test form. All the butt Pirates die eventually. Hollywood makes a gripping movie about it called The Homo's Revenge: One asshole too far!
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In Call of Duty: Black ops when your stuck with an exploding crossbow and you run up to your killer and follow them until you explode taking them with you even though you dont get the points
A)Damn it i just got hit with the crossbow.
B)Go get some "crossbow revenge"!
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This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.
“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”
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