Random
Source Code
Random
1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.
2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."
2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
50👍 23👎
1)When you're in a different area code you are technically single- when adhering to road rules.2) What goes on on the road stays on the road
53👍 25👎
Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.
I got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.
92👍 48👎
The act of driving around on gravel roads with friends while getting drunk.
Jump on in, were gonna go gravel roading!
11👍 3👎
The act of having sexual intercourse while in a moving motor vehicle.
1) Why didn't u just pull into the parking lot? Why the fuck would I. Shequefa is the best road fuck around.
2) John got some road fucking from Sally on the way to the carwash.
3) Man, that was the best road fuck i ever had. Jane was riding me, while I was riding in my Benz.
37👍 16👎
In Layman's Terms, ROADJACK is when a guy gets jerked off, jacked, wacked etc. while driving by either himself or another party be it male or female.
I got some ROAD JACK on the way to work this morn and got jizzed all over my pants.
15👍 5👎
Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.
Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.
17👍 7👎